Biden: Infrastructure Bill Lets You Cross Collapsed Bridges in Snowstorms to Put Out Fires

While speaking before an assuredly tiny audience in New Hampshire on Tuesday, President Biden touted the benefits from his trillion-dollar infrastructure plan as a means to fix crumbling bridges. Not only crumbling bridges, but also bridges that have collapsed during snowstorms while a fire rages on the other side. In that event, it will take “ten miles longer” to get to the fire after the bridge collapsed while you’re at your kitchen table figuring out the snowstorm happening at the same time.

People could die according to the President, because of this exact scenario playing out all over the country. Bridge fire collapse snowstorm problems are not exclusive to New Hampshire, but it’s a well-documented Granite State phenomenon.

Watch, then it’s clear why we needed a trillion dollars to prevent the fire bridge snowstorm collapse apocalypse scenario that lawmakers envisioned:

Biden: "How do I cross a bridge in a snowstorm… What happens if the bridge collapses and there's a fire on the other side? It's gonna take ten miles longer to get to the fire. People could die." pic.twitter.com/sJ6RAX5KoW

— The Post Millennial (@TPostMillennial) November 16, 2021

“..this is real, this is real stuff”

Flaming bridge collapse snowstorm fire kitchen table disasters happen every four seconds in America according to statistics that reside in Biden’s head.

The best part about this clip is it’s a window into Joe Biden’s imagination. Aside from the need to fix an old bridge, what’s the worst possible scenario he could come up with to justify spending a trillion dollars? You’re sitting at your kitchen table, and there’s a snowstorm, and you don’t know how to cross the bridge. You’re saying to yourself, “How can I get across this bridge in a snowstorm?” Boom! That’s why we needed a trillion dollars!

Let’s say, however, the snowstorm is happening, and you don’t know how to cross the bridge because you’ve never seen snow before despite living in New Hampshire, and now there’s a fire raging on the other side of the bridge. Also, the bridge collapsed during the storm but before the fire started.

Not everyone is sold on Biden’s doomsday scenario, however. Some residents in New Hampshire have, in fact, seen snow before, and they have also crossed bridges during snowstorms. They agree with fixing bridges before they collapse during snowstorms while fires rage just out of reach of the fire department, but they’re also concerned about Biden’s economic policies making gasoline too expensive to cross this bridge of death:

Even Biden skeptics said focusing on bridge repairs is a good idea.

“Well, of course it is, and it should’ve been done by the state a long time ago,” said Guy Hoover, of Woodstock.

Hoover, an Army veteran, said he appreciates the investment in infrastructure, but it’s not the main problem for him right now.

“I’m suffering,” he said. “I’m paying $4 a gallon for propane, which is $2 a gallon in most places, to heat my home. I’m on a fixed income, I’m on Social Security, and the way things are going right now, I’m going to have to go and get help to heat my home this winter.”

True, the man is paying $4 a gallon for propane, but he won’t have to worry about the worst possible scenario where the flaming bridge collapses during the snowstorm or something.

In fact, if gas is too expensive, Biden’s policies will literally save lives as people discussing how to cross a bridge during a snowstorm will stay firmly planted at their kitchen table due to the skyrocketing cost of fuel.

You’re welcome, America. Biden’s inflationary economic policies will avert you from the bridge collapse snowstorm fire disaster scenario we’ve all been fearing for decades.